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TOXlCITY
i'm gay

Age 26, Male

Gekkoukan

The Expanse

Joined on 7/23/07

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Over 10 years and I have become a Living Legend.

Posted by TOXlCITY - July 13th, 2016


I have been on Newgrounds over 10 years, over 10,000 posts, and as the fourth user ever, to have attained 5x10K stats! It was very challenging to become a Living Legend. There were many who thought that I would never be able to do it. There were many people that tried hard to stop me, mostly hater mods. However, I did earn it. Great things in life are earned.

If I never did another thing on Newgrounds, I will still always be remembered as a Five Star Living Legend. No matter what happenes, that can never be taken anyway from me.


Comments

Should I follow you to keep up with the latest TOXICITY news?

Things are changing with TOXICITY

Next Time Read Before u Comment on someone's page because what u did was rude really over nothing because i dont steal i give rights to them.

i read your description, and that's not how it works.

if they wanted it on newgrounds, they would have put it on newgrounds.

if i post a band's music on my website and i say "all rights to __", that doesn't make it okay.

strongbad's blank slate aura couldn't be more fitting

dude's a tool

also noticed some death grips in your clock day thing, nice

hahahahahaha, glad someone caught it

- Make pointless thread with 1 line of text, usually the title being "favorite something" "best w/e"
- Reply one person at a time so you can bump your thread when it gets to the bottom of the page
- Include "can you provide a link?" when replying to a post that mentioned something
- Alternatively, say "This is a good game."

Man I wonder if he really thinks these stats are an actual accomplishment.

can you provide a link to an instance where he does that

sorry, I meant to say that I should become a fan to keep up with all the toxicity news

that would probably be in your best interest

I'd consider the portal stats to be some level of accomplishment, but with the laziness he shows on the forums he no doubt just 5's everything within a second of viewing it. It's weird to see such a profound level of dedication coupled with such an abysmally low amount of effort.

I'd guess that he actually watches them, probably something to do during the downtime when he's not being responded to.

"Hurricanes can be a pain, just like in real life."

This profound thought brought to you by the only real doctor on Newgrounds. Click follow for more profound thoughts.

Followed to keep up with all the latest Jackho news

Truly a Living Legend

Just like the doctor himself

DoctorStrongbad: *Posts random article* What are your thoughts about this?

Random guy 1: You're a loser!

DoctorStrongbad: Protip: You are a mad, jealous, sad person. There are many haters like you out
there, but you will never bring me down. I am a Living Legend, and the best on NewGrounds.

Random guy 2: Reminds me of this video I watched!

DoctorStrongbad: Can you post a link?

Random guy 3: You're a n00b!

DoctorStrongbad: *edits quote* Thank you for your praise. I am a living legend. Stay cool.

Random guy 4: basdjadss << Post from 20 hours ago

DoctorStrongbad: *2 days later* *replies to random guy 4

Random guy 5: Dogz are badass!

DoctorStrongbad: Dogs have three eyelids, an upper lid, a lower lid and the third lid, called a nictitating membrane or “haw,” which helps keep the eye moist and protected.

yeah pretty much

You read all of that in a minute?

HOLY SHIT BETTER GO TELL STRONGBAD TO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT!

Doctorstrongbad: User known as TOXlCITY reads post in a minute. What are your thoughts about this?

Random guy 1: System of a down rocks! My favorite album is TOXICITY!

Doctorstrongbad:
In Spin magazine’s year-end issue, ‘Toxicity’ came in at No. 1 on the publication’s list of the best albums of 2001. The disc beat out albums from Radiohead, Bob Dylan, the Strokes and Tool, among others. ‘Toxicity’ also ranked No. 9 on Alternative Press’ list of the 25 Best Albums of 2001.

toxicity is a really great album

but i doubt dsb is familiar with it

Man, that guy is a joke lol.

Why would anyone get angry at him? Just chill back, have a beer and laugh your ass off at the cringeness.

I don't have any access to beer so it's a lot less tolerable

Chill back, drink urine and laugh your ass off at the cringeness!

I think I'd be creating my own cringeness from doing that

Chill back, fap and laugh your ass off at the cringeness.

done and done

Lmao...is that tribute-Ification 2.35 flash related to him?

One man vs the world.....

nah i just needed a picture for the flash and i grabbed the first thing i saw, which was that screenshot that homicidee sent me.

but now that you make that connection it's kind of brilliant

One man vs the world
Literally everyone hates DSB

Yeeep perfect.

now you yourself are a living legend

If I never did another thing on Newgrounds, I will still always be remembered as a Five Star Living Legend. No matter what "happenes", that can never be taken anyway from me.

wear it with pride son

"I am a true hero and a living legend. I would enjoy a giant statue of my likeness. However, you misspelled poster. I am the greatest poster and stat gainer of all time.
It is sad that most do not appreciate me and all the hard work that I have done."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tif6WbdoDg4

i can't even make this up

https://i.gyazo.com/1567f76a9646c831af7cf7e894679f53.png

That link you provided below to Jeffay might just be the best damn thing I've ever seen. It also truly shows how much of a shitty, lazy poster DSB is.

Also, fyi, he hates being called Strongbad. You should take advantage of this info to leave him a reply in the next thread he makes, which will most likely be about the fact that grass is green or some shit. He'll be all like it's DOCTORstrongbad. lmao

did you know that without sufficient water, grass turns brown?

(I'll keep that in mind)

@SexyGirl69....I mean @DeftonesFan665
I tried that and it didn't work.

the fact that the first one is an actual account almost surprises me

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